Well, they do say that most accidents happen in the bathroom.....
I was picking up a heavy shampoo bottle and fell... banging my chin on the side of the tub. Too bad my tongue was sticking out at the time. My two bottom teeth used to be referred to as "can openers"..... now they are "tongue piercers". Both bottom teeth came through the top of my tongue. So, off we go to the hospital for a round of antibiotics. Thank goodness, no stitches!... and I got a great tasting orange popsicle out of the whole ordeal. I like popsicles!!!